Well that wasn’t the easiest thing I’ve ever done. When your
brain spontaneously explodes into thousands of tiny pieces, gathering them up
and putting them back together is work, work made harder still because you have
no brain, just a lot of little brain pieces.
“How is it, John, that your brain just up and exploded with no
warning?”
I’m glad you asked.
Over the years I’ve developed a favorites list numbering
almost two hundred Christian websites. I
find a website or a blogger that I like and that website/blogger leads to
another. In time you have all these wonderful voices writing about Christ and
the faith bookmarked so that you can return over and over again.
But every once in a while you stumble onto a website that is
so totally bat crap crazy, so weird that before you have time to x-out your
brain explodes. The closest I can describe the experience is sticking your
finger in an electrical outlet, or for those of you who were products of the
sixties, that moment when the LSD kicked in.
This time, it was the Christian Domestic Discipline Network-
Loving Wife Spanking in a Christian Marriage.
As they explain it, “A
Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is set up according to the guidelines
set forth in the Holy Bible, meaning the husband has authority over his wife
within the bounds of God's Word and enforces that authority, if need be,
through discipline including but not limited to spanking. He uses his authority
to keep peace and order in his home, protect his marriage, and help his wife
mature in her Christian walk.”
They go on. “Christian Domestic Discipline is not BDSM. It
is not a game. While we do not deny its sometimes erotic nature, it is
ultimately not for erotic purposes. It is often much different than the
domestic discipline you will find outside of the Christian faith. As in, “Yeah,
we know it’s hot but that’s not the only reason we do it.”
Paddles, apparently bare ass wives bent over a chair ready
for a whipping, and the Bible? So yes, of course my brain exploded.
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