How Can This Be? A Brown Miss America?

Spoiler alert, this is satire.

In a stunning turn of events it was revealed that Nina Davuluri, recently crowned Miss America, is brown. There must be a disturbance in the force.

Worse, it turns out she’s a Hindu of Indian decent. Yes, that’s Hindu, spelled M-U-S-L-I-M.  

So now we’ve got a brown skinned Hindu that everybody knows is secret for Mohammed loving terrorist, beating out a blonde, blue-eyed, tattooed, all American Midwesterner that hunts with a by God bow and arrow, a full blooded Kansan losing out to some jihadi who must’ve snuck in to the country via a terrorist operated deli in the Bronx? How can this be?

This would never have happened if “W” was still president. Things have just gone to hell in a handbasket since the DemSocialists imported the black dude from Kenya and ran him for president against the whitest ex-pow in the history of warfare, then ran him again against the closest thing to a Christian we could find that could even spell “lower taxes”.

She is hot though.