Thursday, February 20, 2014

Locked and Loaded

The Family Research Council, whos primary mission is apparently the anti-harvest because they are expert at appalling believers and unbelievers alike, recently sent Jerry Boykin to address a meeting of WallBuilders. Now there's a pair from hell.

WallBuiders, no shrinking violet when  it comes to converting American history to right wing Christian mythology, and the American Research Council, which wouldn’t recognize research if it fell face forward into it, are charter members of Fleece the Flock, Inc. an organization formed to find out what the Rubes want to hear and then sell it to them. When these guys get together dung hits fans, usually in the form of mouth foaming, and this time was no different. Boykin claimed that
Jesus , when He returns, will be locked and loaded with an AR-15 assault rifle, His robe soaked in the blood of His enemies.

Said Boykin “The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 it says when he comes back, he's coming back as what? A warrior. A might warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe ... I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies 'cause he's coming back as a warrior carrying a sword.  And I believe now - I've checked this out - I believe that sword he'll be carrying when he comes back is an AR-15.”

To quote one of my favorite lines from the show West Wing, “This is bad on so many levels.”

Would a fashion concious Jesus, whose perhaps most famous command was to “love your enemy” actually wear a robe stained with enemy blood? And how do you check this out, Google? Even worse, how do you debate morons? It’s not like they understand words with more than two syllables.

It’d be funny if it wasn’t so harmful to the enlarging of our tents.

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