Saturday, July 30, 2011

Make A Buck Off The Flock, Inc.

From an article on the Rapture industry, we read  "There’s even a new genre of chick lit called Rapture Erotica. Apocalypse Sex: Love at the End of the World ($4.99) focuses on characters who stare down the end of days by, according to its publisher, having “the best sex of their lives.” Read the entire article here.


Who even knew there could be such a thing as a Rapture industry? And what am I doing wasting my time trying to actually earn an honest living? Fortunes are being made selling fake history to Christians yearning for a fantasy version of how our country was born, theme parks are springing from the ground selling fiction to believers dying to know that dinosaurs walked with man, perhaps even Jesus. There's money to be made fleecing the flock and I'm doing time with actual labor? Shame on me.


Here's my plan, since the big market segments like prosperity ministries, creationism, fake history, and now the rapture are getting saturated with players I'm gonna focus on the niche market segments where the competition is scarce and there's still opportunity for someone with marginal ethics and a need to succeed. 

So welcome to Make a Buck off the Flock, Inc. Have you got a pet cause as a believer and you're looking for someone to support your crackpot ideas with books and DVD's? We're your guys. We don't have to believe what comes from underneath your tin foil hat to sell it, we just want to move product.

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